Readables

Your Wednesday readables are as follows:

- Awesome: The newsmap

- Nutty: The Higgs boson is traveling back in time to sabotage the Large Hadron Collider. I sincerely hope that this does not impact adversely on the sales of the Junior Wizard Supercollider.

- Rant: Careers in investment banking are still popular for recent grads "for the simple reason that... these jobs are f**king awesome."

- Funny: "You must understand what bankers do: we don't make furniture; we don't write novels; we make money."