Colbert on the Frozen Waffle Crisis

Dave has brought to our attention a truly frightening development in the world of frozen breakfast goods: the waffle crisis. Akin to peak oil, it threatens the very fabric of western civilization. I am hard at work on a bunker and have stockpiled enough pop-tarts to get me through the winter. God help us.

Stephen Colbert, host of The Colbert Report and all-around American hero, calls on US President Barack Obama to open the nation's strategic waffle reserves.

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